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watch out here comes the finger fucking express

Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are TWENTY ONE YEARS OLD in your timeline. You came here from a DOOMED TIMELINE which you don’t fucking talk about in more than just passing, ever. You don’t socialize much ON YOUR OWN. You are however accepting NEW BROS and some QUESTIONS, so come on and COMMENCE WITH THE BOTHERATIONS.

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